Café Goblin, Issue One: Fuck You!!!

This 36-page shitter-reader has it all. Trip into the Underworld, where magic is real, leviathan creatures creep, and the locals tell strange tales…

With this magazine, you’ll:

• Read dirty poems on the bus!
• Smoke a joint infused with Bernie Sanders’s hair! 
• Follow disgraced Doctor Dirty Denis’s journey into the Contagion Ward!
• Insult Russian Soldiers with the help of a Ukrainian Blacksmith!
• Join the Piscine Anti-Human movement!
• Catch a whiff of napalm in the Afghan Kush fields!
• Scratch your brain with disturbing yet beautiful artwork!
• Scry the stars to know your horrible fate!